I'm just so white and nerdy.

As a gift to myself I went on Amazon.com and bought Lord of the Rings Extended Versions of The Two Towers and The Return of the King. I also bought...two Backstreet Boys CDs: Millennium and Black & Blue. Okay, and I stuck a not-so-nerdy Maroon 5 cd in there but hey, I am happy. I'm wicked excited to be getting my packages.

Oh and for your maybe no so pleasurable viewing I present

SEXUAL DESTRUCTION

Lets just say Sara and I were giggly and bored Christmas night. We already have this running joke about my vagina having teeth(long story short, there's this guy online we both know and find rather repulsive in his horniness. Anyway he said he doesn't want to do me because he thinks I have teeth in my vagina since I'm a MONDO bitch to him).
The boobs thing came from the fact that Mo's response to my Erotic Ball pictures was hiding in fear of my boobs.
The butt is thrown in for shits and giggles.
Anyone looking at our facebook walls is going to have a big "WTF" face.

You don't have to understand them, I just find them funny seeing as the Lava Butt and Doom Boobs are my art work. Doom Boobs is my favorite(thus it is my default myspace pic, haha!).