You know how I've had no small amount of bizarre things happen to me on public transportation? If not, then this and this might jog your memory. Either way, I don't really take public transportation all that much anymore, and have been driving into work on a daily basis.

It was only a matter of time before the weirdness caught up to me. I couldn't hide forever.

Jen and I went to one of our favorite restaurants tonight, a fondue place on Ventura Boulevard. On the way there, we stopped off at the local ATM so I could get some cash. The bank has a parking structure behind it, and as we were driving past, I noticed a few people at the ATM's out front - a blond woman in a miniskirt and a suit jacket, a guy at the ATM, and another woman at the other ATM.

So far, so good. Right? Right.

So, I got out of the car, and started walking back toward the front of the building. Coming toward me was the blond woman, who took this moment to drop her purse on the ground and have its contents spill out. She crouched down and started to gather the stuff up, but the way she crouched caused her skirt to suddenly ride way the hell up.

And she wasn't wearing underwear.

Which gave me a clear, albeit unwanted, view of her penis.

I just can't escape, can I?