Ahem.

Here goes:

We have no masking tape,
but there was masking tape
wrapped around a pill
in his car.
Yeah,
wrapped around a pill on the passenger's seat of his car.

And there was another pill,
a green, oval pill,
on the floor
of his car.
Yeah,
on the floor on the driver's side of his car.

You can sing this however you like, really. I'm not a songwriter or anything. I've got stuff to get to, but I could go on...

I collected the pills and placed them in the center console before I decided to put them back where they were...Then I brought them in and threw them out anyway...All this before 9:00 AM...Just a two minute drive to the bus...