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2002-11-19 7:19 PM
Sometimes you feel like screaming

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Mood:
but your mouth is full, so you can't

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So... I saw Harry Potter today. My life has changed. I now know... I am meant to be a wizard. I will grow out my beard, smoke pot, and live in a cave and talk to snakes.

Was that boy on L.S.D.?

Okay... I won't do any of those things. Actually... I will probably cut my hair and shave, go jogging, and clean up my room.

But the former sounds more fun.

There is an article about me in the student newspaper here...

http://www.ryunlv.com/news/326957.html

or just try www.ryunlv.com/

and then choose Arts and Entertainment or the archives.

In the print edition, they printed a photo of me and one of my older poems.

"I must be dating myself"

I can't get a date
so I started dating myself
but I am getting rejected by myself
I asked myself out to dinner recently
but I stood myself up, so I broke up with me
Now I am obsessed with myself.
I started stalking myself
I filed a restraining order against me
the judge looked at me funny, but the judge was me too

I am doing a little better now.
I'm in therapy with myself
I go three times a week.
My shrink says each of me deserves equal time.
I am going to change my name
but perhaps I will wait until I marry myself.
And when I do, I will give myself away at the altar.
Then I will go on a honeymoon and make passionate love
to myself every night.
I want to have kids some day
but they better not talk back to me, myself, or I; or I will have to kill myself and then they will be stuck with me.

That was one of my funnies from 1999/2000.

I wrote it before being infected by the slam virus.

The slam virus causes all poems to be between 2 and 3 minutes long and have lots of swear words.

Actually... the slam has helped my writing more than ever. The slam requires 2-3 minutes of solid writing and delivery. I'd like to write a few longer pieces for performance. I will wait for them to come... you can not force them. Creativity is as creativity does... I think Forrest W Bush said that.

Another link to check out if I havn't told you about his site before... it is not to be missed.

Bill Campana's journal.

http://livejournal.com/users/campana

His journal is sure to bring tears of joy.

That sounds too sentimental huh, Okay... tears of joy, and convulsions of laughter that will make you blow snot through your nose.

Much better.

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