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And When I die

I want to donate my body to poetry
I want a fire cracker put in my ass
I want to go out with an orgasm that lasts
As long as this poem
An erection that stays up
Even after the rest of me goes limp

I want to be wearing a suit and tie and shades
So that I look like one of the men in black or the blues brothers

I want to let out a fart so bad that someone will say
It smells like death in here and all the ghosts will pop
Out of the walls
Come down and say duh!

When I die
I want my body preserved and stuffed
I want to be wrapped up like a mummy
And dance like everyone's watching
I bet my skeleton can do a badass gang ham style

When I die I want to be remembered
As great in the sack
When I die I want to leave millions to charities
No strings attached
Even AJ's Poutine for humanity fund

When I die I want a double dose of LSD 25 and ecstasy and
A bottle of Michelin Ultra because I have bad taste
And I'm on a diet
When I die
I want you all there with me
Not that I want you to die too
Which inevitably, you will

But I want you to watch me die
And hold hands and cry
And sing kumbayah and
At my last poetry slam
I want you to give me a ten
Because your really giving yourself s 10
And I want you to gasp
And reflect
In profound silence

Not just because this poem is badass which if you ask me
I don't mind saying it is in my opinion a pretty nifty piece of work
Not that it means anything really
For we can't measure the value of our lives in numbers
Or in words

We can only love each other and let the rest go....


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