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Father of twins and novelist/filmmaker/musician
in New York on the
Upper Upper Upper Upper
Upper West Side.
People complain about musicals.
Nobody just stops in the street
I say you know the wrong people.
They say:
and breaks into song.
A revelation
The experience:
Three hours sleep. Up early to get to La Guardia. Get lost on the way to the airport. Fly from New York, to Detroit, to San Francisco, to Eureka with a 5-month old baby. Total travel time: 14 hours. Carry 18 pounds of baby, 30 pounds of backpack, a diaper bag, and an infant car seat across two airports. Go through 9 bottles and 4 diapers on 3 airplanes and in 2 waiting areas. Discover that all jet aircraft do not have changing tables.
The conclusion, verified independently by Mommy at home, and meaning no disrespect to anyone:
Goddamn, it's easy to take care of one baby.
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Three hours sleep. Up early to get to La Guardia. Get lost on the way to the airport. Fly from New York, to Detroit, to San Francisco, to Eureka with a 5-month old baby. Total travel time: 14 hours. Carry 18 pounds of baby, 30 pounds of backpack, a diaper bag, and an infant car seat across two airports. Go through 9 bottles and 4 diapers on 3 airplanes and in 2 waiting areas. Discover that all jet aircraft do not have changing tables.
The conclusion, verified independently by Mommy at home, and meaning no disrespect to anyone:
Goddamn, it's easy to take care of one baby.
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