Yes, ladies and gents, that's me, assistant foreperson of a Federal Grand Jury. Seated today, hearing cases until the end of the month. The foreperson to whom I am lieutenant is an actor who's been playing Santa Claus at Christmas for 25 years; the secretary of our panel is Jane Cleland, who happened to be called for jury duty the same time I was. So don't delay! Commit your crime today and get indicted by the best!