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....I just lost my entry.
Fucking great. Why do I not write in Word? Oh yeah, because sometimes I want to spell terribly and not think about my grammar and shiz.
Right.

Um. Yeah. So it was a huge rant about the Yahoo website front page. I will rewrite it.
I love JS.
I love JS.
I love JS.

No, I really do, I swear.

So I will continue where I left off before the page was all "random refresh" and I went "OMFG WHAAAA?! NOOO!"

So, you know you are in college when.....you entirely forget that there are like holidays n' stuff. Yeah.
Ben was like "Yo vas mis padres casa fin de semana." "Por que?" "Pascua." "...ooooj. A veces estoy stupido...pero lo es mi universidad."
(Rough translation: "I go to my parent's house this weekend." "Why?" "Easter..." "Ooooh. Sometime I am stupid....but that is my college.")
Except the jist of that was actually said in English. I just felt like writing in Spanish. Yeah. I'm cool.

And really really goofy. My holy bob, I swear I kept having the biggest giggle fits last night...over really little things! I went Squeaker and Miss Piggy and Weezy and Girly-Giggle and Reeeetahded and Manly-Man in my laughs. Like totally could not breathe tears in my eyes.
And who was I laughing with? My girls of course and Ben. He was just kind of like "Wow....you are REALLY goofy tonight...more than average goofy." I even used a Uranus joke. I think I invented yet another pubescent boy pick up line...um...I giggled about farting.
Guy, Sammy and I went to hell and back pondering why people say "Oh baby!" in a sexual way when that kind of sounds like infantiphila in a deranged way if you think about it. Then Guy and Sammy started going "Googoogaga!" and a baby-wail and pretending they were "doing-it" and yes....I did die and yes we are some very fucked up individuals and yes you may want to gouge your eyes and ears out now after reading that. Oh and then afterward I totally screwed myself over because I said I wouldn't say "oh baby" and then I said it like RIGHT AFTER that just joking to Ben and suddenly I just wrote "SHIT!" and he started laughing his ass off. That may have been a had-to-be-there but it was funny. Yeah....super goofy and kind of sick...that's me.
I blame Dr. Evil.
Laugh-A-Body-Parts-Off-Worthies (since you might not always want to laugh your ass off. Instead you might laugh your toes off or your..gal bladder.)
Everyday Normal Guy
Show Me Your Genitals
"Being Gay" Commercial
Jon Lajoie is my homeboy, mutha fucka!

Now on to my Yahoo rant.

Yahoo as a homepage frustrates me. I mean honestly....the main attraction with the big caption and picture is like "LOOK AT THIS MILLION DOLLAR HOME FOR SALE! YOU MILLIONARIES! YOU MILLIONS OF MILLIONARIES! YOU WANT TO BUY THIS! AND EVERYONE ELSE JUST COVETS AND WANTS TO VOMIT!"
Well that is just one example. The others are like
"LINDSEY LOHAN! SEE HER GET BASHED! CLICK A LINK IN THIS LINK TO SEE HER COOCHIE!"
"YOUR LOVE LIFE SUCKS! HERE IS SOME ADVICE FOR YOU YOU SUCKER!"
"THIS IS WHAT MEN WANT: -insert random bullshit that sorta but not really works here-"
"DON'T FLIRT WITH YOUR FRIENDS...UNLESS YOU WORK WITH THEM AND THEN YOU CAN HELP EACH OTHER GET HEAD-I mean-AHEAD!"
"HAVING HARD TIMES? GET BY BY LIVING IN A CARDBOARD BOX!"
"YOU ARE UGLY AREN'T YOU! HERE IS HOW YOU GET SKINNY AND PRETTY BECAUSE YOU NEED THAT BE COOL IN LIFE! LOVE YOURSELF!"
"THIS SPORTS GUY DID THIS REALLY COOL THING! HE HIT SOME BALLS!"
"BUY THIS THING! IT IS SO COOL AND TECHY AND NEW!"

Um. I could go on. But I think I will stop myself now. Okay, yeah, exaggerating big time but I guess that is just my mood. That is the e-me. I am just really sick of the fact that the important news is like in the not-so-visible links below the shitty headlines and crap I really don't give a rat's butt about. This whole celebrity fixation thing is really weird to me and the people that seem to make a living by having people follow them around with a camera up their buttholes while they do bad things. Ugh. I don't care! I only care that I can't seem to ESCAPE IT! Do something real rather than getting drunk and high off your face and having people talk about it. You'd think that people in a public light might be slightly wiser.
Yes, I am disgusted.
I need to find a new homepage.

I think I've been loopy long enough.
Time to get moving.
Happy Easter-weekend all.
Peace.
~Lo