The frightening consequences of electroshock therapy
I'm a middle aged government attorney living in a rural section of the northeast U.S. I'm unmarried and come from a very large family. When not preoccupied with family and my job, I read enormous amounts, toy with evolutionary theory, and scratch various parts on my body.
This journal is filled with an enormous number of half-truths and outright lies, including this sentence.
Today's fun facts
They caught me at the right moment with a phone call last night so I headed over to the local Red Cross after court today.
Fun facts about donating blood:
1. Because I donated blood today I am very, very cool and extremely sexually attractive.
2. It is not painful, takes very little time, and I like the cookies and soda afterwards.
3. When they had their blood drive this summer, I did not have to worry about showing up four hours after having a beer. In fact, I could have gotten nice and toasty at the County Bar Association picnic like everyone else, and they still would have taken my blood. Feel free to have some liquid courage before you donate if you need it. (But it really is no big deal, so why you would need liquid courage I do not know.)
4. You can donate blood if you have had your ears or other body part pierced recently. However, they make you wait a year if you had a tattoo. Apparently people are pretty good about sterilizing needles and or other piercing equipment, but they use the same dye source from person to person for a tattoo, and so the Red Cross has to be a bit careful.
And now back to leading a race of purple rocks in their quest to conquer a distant galaxy.
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