That many of our planet's problems could be fixed by straightening out its axis. That way the north and south would not suffer such extreme fluctuations of temperature and season. It would save a great deal of money. People at extreme latitudes would not have to buy air conditioners because it would never get too hot. Here is the plan:

1. Build the Mortacle device to straighten out the Earth's axis.

2. Move to Europe because the Mortacle device will not work on American electrical outlet receptacles.

3. Plug in the Mortacle device and push the purple button.

4. After the earth's axis has been straightened, get some sleep.