Dear Sister 2 of 12(the devout Catholic soccer mom),

Okay. So I went to that place you and your thirteen-year old daughter recommended last night.

It was very nice. The ribs were very tasty. The cover band was very good. The other customers in leather and tattoos were very friendly to me and my date, and I saw some very interesting motorcycles. My date said she had a good time.

I can't imagine you taking my nieces there. My date suggested the gay bar down the street next time. Do you have any opinion?

Brainsalad

(All right. The last paragraph is partially made up. I did tell my sister that I couldn't imagine her taking my nieces there, but I'm pretty sure she did. The place has a web site, and it opens at 11 a.m. I think it is much more family friendly during the day. However, there is no way in hell I would tell my sister that my date suggested the gay bar next time. It would just totally freak her out.)