Weekend was pretty decent. On Saturday, 1 of 12 came for a visit. We watched a really bad movie called 'Baker's Dozen' about a family of twelve kids. The only redeeming things were Ashton Kutcher's bad boyfriend character and "the lineup."

The lineup is what you do when you have twelve kids, one of them has donesomething wrong, and you don't know which one. Unfortunately, Dad would usually figure out that it was me. Actually, it usually wasn't me. It's just when I got really scared and nervous when I was young I would smile, a shit eating, I've got you under my thumb smile that made me look instantly guilty. I couldn't control it. I usually hadn't done it, but I was scared and nervous and that was what my body would make me do. Some people pee their pants, some people look all worried, I smile. Then there was the time 1 of 12 offered me five dollars to step forward and say I did it. Of course the bastard never paid me.


Took my momma out to dinner and paid for her and 3 of 12's meals and she got calls from everyone. No one forgets Mother's Day in my family. I got a good hint for a Christmas/birthday present picked out too.

I'm leaving my apartment in more of a mess than I had planned, but oh well.


I’m going to kansas city
Kansas city, here I come
Going to kansas city, baby
Kansas city, here I come
They got some crazy little women, baby
And I’m gonna get me some

Well, I might take a boat
I might take a plane
If I have to walk, I’m gonna get there just the same

I’m going to kansas city
Kansas city, here I come
Got some crazy little women
I’m going to get me some

Oh easy now
Kansas city baby, kansas city here I come
Goin’ to kansas city baby, kansas city here I come
They got some crazy little women, I’m gonna get me some

Yeah, well I might take a boat, I said I might take a plane
But if I have to walk, I’m gonna get there just the same
I’m goin’ to kansas city baby, kansas city here I come
They got some crazy little women, I’m gonna get me some

Oh I’m goin’ to kansas city baby, kansas city here I come
Goin’ to kansas, kansas city baby, kansas city here I come
They got some crazy little women, I’m gonna get me some