It's been a long week and I have four court appearances and a trial tomorrow. Today I had a trial in a case that was supposed to settle and I had to skip my lunch. Since lunch is the only meal I eat, this was a pretty big deal. At five o'clock I headed over to a retirement party for a judge and had one beer. My stomach was so empty the beer actually gave me a buzz.

Ever notice how if you miss a meal by a few hours, you compensate by overeating? I ate about an hour and a half ago, and I stuffed my face, and I'm still feeling starved now. It's my stomach saying "If you try to starve me, I will make you fat as a pig hog instead. Eat when I want you to, and DON't piss me off like this again."

I also have conversations with my penis, my feet, and my butt on occasion. My butt can be pretty demanding.