somegirl: i h8 all men. i should just become a lesbian.
brainsalad: well it's certainly safer
brainsalad: u dont have worry about becoming preggers
brainsalad: or the annoying side effects of birth control pills
somegirl: nod
brainsalad: and you have less chance of getting an STD
brainsalad: Maybe I should become a lesbian too.
somegirl: you already are a lesbian
somegirl: you would have to become a faggot
brainsalad: That would be MORE risk of an STD
brainsalad: and I'm just not doing that
brainsalad: I've often wondered why women don't just get rid of us
brainsalad: after all historically we've only been good for two things
brainsalad: our penises
somegirl: nod
brainsalad: and our ability to lift heavy things.
brainsalad: in modern times we have vibrators to substitute for penises and cranes to lift heavy things
brainsalad: so basically we've become superfluous
brainsalad: women don't really need us
brainsalad: except for the sperm maybe
brainsalad: so you could have us all slaughtered off when we turn 14, and harvest our sperm
somegirl: then we could cook you up and make hamburgers
brainsalad: like veal!
somegirl: only i think nuggets would be better instead of hamburgers.
brainsalad: Penis McNuggets?
somegirl: perfect!