Weekend update. Been spending far too much time playing "City of Heroes" lately. I thought it was Father's Day this weekend by mistake, so I called my dad, and we ended up eating dinnner. Probably better that way given how many kids will contact him next weekend. After an amazing May and start to June, the weather here has finally turned humid and muggy. More than likely will be like that for the rest of the summer.

Two conversations I had with my daughter recently: (reconstructed from memory - poorly)

Conversation I

Daughter: I told someone I was an atheist the other day, and they asked me if I worshipped Satan.

Me: Idiot. Tell em atheists don't worship anything and don't have a church. The satanists have a church on Clinton Street. The pastor is Thomas Davies. Nice guy. Not that I know him well. Been over to his house a few times for tea, but we are really just casual acquaintances.

Conversation II

Daughter: I went to this thing for kids at the local church and they sang this song about "You're not descended from a monkey."

Me: Next time someone tells you that, look at them in shock and say, "What? Grandma cheated on Granpa?" Keep a picture of a monkey in your purse.