1. Name a really cool place to visit in LA that most people from out of town would not think to visit.

2. You are now claiming to be pregnant. Are you sure this a real child and not just that strange chicken trying to get at your friend Lisa again? If a chicken comes out of your vagina six months from now, will you chop off its head with a hatchet and cook it? You are just making this child thing up aren't you? You are taking my advice and just kidnapping some kid from the mall aren't you? (If you are, remember my advice about where to go afterwards and what color to paint your house). What do you think about this whole child thing anyway? Are you like really happy or just upset about the morning sickness thing? What do you think the future will be like with a child?

3. You apparently have money up the wazoo. Where is the wazoo located on the body? Are you born with a wazoo or did you have to get one attached? Do they come with money up them? If you were born with one, which side of the family did it come from? If you have to get them attached, how much do they cost and do they come in maroon and white? (those are my high school colors)

4. Name a really cool book you think I should read in the next six months and then say why I should read it. (not Harry Potter).

5. Looking back at your experience in law school, if you had to pick one of your professors to shoot with a gun, which one would you pick and why?