Brainsalad The frightening consequences of electroshock therapy I'm a middle aged government attorney living in a rural section of the northeast U.S. I'm unmarried and come from a very large family. When not preoccupied with family and my job, I read enormous amounts, toy with evolutionary theory, and scratch various parts on my body. This journal is filled with an enormous number of half-truths and outright lies, including this sentence. |
||
:: HOME :: GET EMAIL UPDATES :: Tom the Dancing Bug :: Iraqi Blog :: I wish I were this cool :: SF and Fantasy authors :: The Obligatory Legal Link :: Law blogs :: The Skeptics Dictionary :: EMAIL :: | ||
|
2005-10-04 4:30 PM Brainsalad's Rule of Inverse Talkage As a typical nerd I suffer from the shy guy rule of inverse talkage:
The more attractive I find a woman, the more befuddled my brain becomes in their presence, and as a result, the less able I am to construct coherent sentences when around them. So, if a woman speaks to me, and I respond with a simple grunt or strange stare, I am actually paying them an unintentional compliment of the highest sort. I suspect that most women understand this already to a degree. If I actually start talking though, I may engage in overbabble, which is really a side effect of the befuddlement. My rambling discourse about the nature of spoon varnish is actually a long hand way of saying, "Gee, you have really nice eyes." So, now that we understand, let us summarize: Very little talking = I am overwhelmed by a woman's attractiveness. Too much talking = I am trying to avoid mentioning how great I think a woman's eyes are. A normal amount of talking in a possibly eloquent manner = Being polite, but not actually interested. Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top |
© 2001-2010 JournalScape.com. All rights reserved. All content rights reserved by the author. custsupport@journalscape.com |