I've been getting this investment spam lately that has these random phrases attached to the front end. I guess it is a tool to avoid spam filters. It's pretty weird though and sort of poetic. Sometimes I look at the numerous scratches covering my hands from my fights with the cat and imagine them as a cryptic script. This spam has the same effect on me.

Here's an example:

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hat to Japanese,
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unbutton hand of boom box,
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shirt and pussyfoot,
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hinterland to as playwright is