Being at a high school senior awards ceremony and being able to figure out who some of the students were because of how much they looked like their parents I went to high school with.

I turned 40 a little over a week ago, and it didn't hit me until last night at the ceremony. Not only are the people I went to high school with grown ups, their children are too. Can't I be an elf secretly adopted by my parents? Isn't that what happened? My poverty level parents with four kids decided to adopt an elf because of how much he looked like them?