In a pair of pants I hadn't worn for a while. That will help get me through till Monday, when I get paid. I screwed up and discovered my checking account was down to $6.74 yesterday. I forgot about one check I wrote and miscalculated. If I had known how low I was getting, I would have put off a few bills until the middle of next month. The $15.00 + $25.00 - $5.00 for food (I ate some carrots and a Ramen pride yesterday) leaves $35.00 to live on. I'll just be careful not to drive much. $5.00 a day for food, and $20.00 for gas should do it. Mom will have to pay for the gas for my 250 mile trip on Saturday to my cousin's wedding reception. I can pig out there too.

I'm a lawyer. I thought I wasn't supposed to have crises like this anymore.

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