I have a profile on an online dating service. After reading Michael Swanwick's story "Lord Weary's Empire" in the December 2006 issue of Asimov's Science Fiction Magazine, I lifted the following quote to use as my description for myself:

"Somebody offered me a drink, I liked it, so I had another. Only one hand is needed to hold a glass, so I took up smoking to give the other something to do. I took to dueling and from there it was only a small step to gambling. I bought a fighting cock. I bought a bear. I bought a dwarf. I began to frequent tailors and whores. From champagne I moved to whisky, from whisky to wine, and from wine to Sterno. So it went until the only libation I had not yet drunk was blood, and the only vice untasted was violent revolution. Every step downward was pleasant. Every new experience filled me with disdain for those who dared not share in it. And so, well, here I am."

I'll be swamped with women, I'm sure. (Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, nod your head, say no more.)

Also, I've started a myspace page. It is located at

http://www.myspace.com/24860059