Given the typical contents of this blog, filling out a "six weird things" list would be a bit redundant. But since my daughter pinged me, I'll try to be a bit....creative.

1) When my eyes fall out, sometimes I put the left eye in the right socket, and the right eye in the left socket. This reverses my depth perception, so that far things appear near and near things appear far. Concave appears convex, and convex appears concave. The front side of a cube appears to be farther and the far side appears closer. Things on the distant horizon appear tiny and right next to me, while things that are right next to me appear to be very large and very far away.

2) Once when I was around five I had a waking dream and destroyed much of the world. I was very sick from the flu, and I woke up dreaming that if I walked downstairs every living thing above my head would die, and that if I went into the basement through the bathroom everything but worms would be destroyed. So I walked downstairs, killing everyone on the floor above me and everyone anywhere who lived on a second floor or higher. I started towards the basement, but my father noticed me and made me sit down and watch TV. There were strange colored lights on the TV and my father was nice, so I decided not to kill everyone. I went back upstairs making everyone alive again, and I went to sleep.

I can't think up a 3, 4, 5, and 6 that top 1 and 2, so that's it.