Two Names You Go By:
1. Brain
2. Mr. Salad

Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. Glasses
2. A blue flannel shirt

Two Things You Want in a Relationship:
1. Love
2. Back Rubs

Two of Your Favorite Things to do:
1. Read
2. Torment the cat with sharp, pointy objects.

Two Things You Want Very Badly At The Moment:
1. For my daughter to love me.
2. To take the day off and sleep.

Two pets you had/have:
1. Velvet, a black springer spaniel who loved to jump.
2. Macca, a black and white 19 lb cat.

Two things you did last night:
1. Played "World of Warcraft"
2. Sipped a bottle of cheap wine left over from my mother's 75th birthday party two weeks ago.

Two things you ate today:
It's 5:30 a.m. I haven't eaten today yet.

Two people you talked to last on the phone?
1. Chet, a guy who wanted to go on the hike I lead yesterday.
2. *****, a client who has a trial coming up. (Yes. I work on Sundays sometimes.)

Two Things You're doing tomorrow:
1. Hopefully, getting a neglect case dismissed.
2. Raiding Gruul.

Two longest car rides:
1. My house to Fort Myers Florida.
2. My house to Chicago.

Two Favorite Holidays:
1. Christmas
2. Thanksgiving

Two favorite beverages:
1. Lime Diet Coke
2. Blue Jolt