What a stupid design flaw. I swear, except when I'm stressed out or engaged in continual physical activity, my stomach is this gaping maw that keeps saying "Feed me" on a constant basis. Today, I indulged it and filled it to the brim, and you know what? It still wants more. I was reading somewhere that bears are like that- perpetually hungry.

I would be one of those people they need to lift from bed with a crane if I just gave in to the damned thing.