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"Women send signals, men speak English"
- Steve Aylett

This was one of those weekends where enlived with the booze I got to tell off the scammin' bitches in my life and, while sober, earned the appreciation of the women that I feel a real sense of friendship with.

If anything, I like to think of myself as the kinda guy who's hard to bullshit, but, you know, when it comes to hot chicks, I'll be more than lenient, so when this hot chick starts laying thick the bullshit on me on an otherwise happy late Friday night, I rely on my trusted ally, Booze, to take the burden and tell the airhead shithead the truth.

But much thanks to Celia (Clarion 2002), Mary, Shelley for assisting and being kind enough to help when asked.
On Monday, I'll be attending the Barrymore Awards reception on the campus of U Penn, wearing a suit, drinking Bombay Sapphire martinis, and staying up way too late.

In these difficult times, the efforts of a few dedicated friends doing favors for other friends can make all the difference.

"YOU CALLING AND LEAVING BJ MESSAGES WHILE I HAVE COMPANY IS NOT HELPING. ARE YOU HAPPY?"
- a quote from a butt-whore friend