When I was in Delaware for my grandmother's funeral, my aunt and I looked over our family tree. Of note is the following:

A great grandfather hung himself in jail with his own belt. No word on why he was in jail.

I had a great aunt Ellen BUKOWSKI on my grandmother's side. I'm sure that the odds of my having BUKOWSKI blood in me are slim, but the possibility is quite exciting! Imagine if there was even one chromosonal match between me and the great Charles.

Right now I'm gonna eat some:

HAM ON RYE