I went shoe shopping today and picked up these and these. You know, sensible but stylish, comfortable shoes that can be worn to the office, to meetings, to the hospital, etc, without blowing out a knee or wrecking my feet. Shoes that, if waterproofed, can be worn in the winter. Pastorly shoes.

Her comment: "What are you, eighty?"

Thanks, kid.

ETA: Just to spite her fanny, I went and ordered these.

Granny, my butt!