So,

Where are we tonight?

Let's see, I just got back from a little impromptu karaoke over at Woody's...where I performed George Michael's "Too Funky", Dire Straits' "Walk of Life" (one of my standards), and Santana & Rob Thomas' "Smooth" (which I love).
Much fun to be had, though I did let myself get a bit tipsy, so I hope I wasn't terribly obnoxious...

Word to the wise: keep a short list of drinks you like in your head and never, ever, order off of the drinks menu unless you're at Quark's in the Vegas Hilton or you're intimately familiar with every drop of alcohol in particular drink. Also, be wary of vodka. It has a sneaky tendency to range from well-hidden to impersonating Everclear.

And finally...y'know, I refer to myself as being a "dick" or an "asshole" every once in a while, but y'know...sometimes I really do earn a the title. Strangely, I don't feel particularly proud of it at the moment. ;>

I need water...