I have a headache, though it's fading.

I have no energy, though I seem able to muster just enough to type...

Had I the ability to attain liquid form, I'd do it.

I think I'm going to use television as a reason to live for the next few days. Should keep me propped up for a bit...

I think I've decided I definitely need to start playing the lotttery. Can't win if you don't play, right?

That is all.