[I am happiest when] it's chemically induced.

[I feel lonely when] I'm awake.

[The ideal relationship would be] ideal. Duh.

[What makes you cry?] Certain parts of certain issues of certain comic books.

[Do you think too much?] Not anymore. I've seen what that kind of shit leads to and I prefer my own brand of insanity. It's much healthier.

[If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?] One of those bigass houses in the hills.

[Famous person you would like to meet] Any one that'd be inclined to give me cash.

[Do you believe in organized religion?] I don't have to. It exists, despite my displeasure.

[Pro-life or Pro-choice?] Pro-choice. I fully support killing and death in all it's forms.

[Are you a vegetarian?] No. Vegetarians should be fed to the rest of us.

[Do you support the death penalty?] Yes, just in case I ever end up being a murderer...

[Do angels or demons exist?] Yes...they're women who won't date me. :)

[What would you most like to be doing right now?] As if you didn't know.

[Do you have any regrets?] Lots. I'm trying to forget most of them.

[Sex or love?] Both. Choosing either is just slow torture.

[Favorite scent] women. seriously.

[What REALLY makes you mad?] The people I'm confined to living with.

[Favorite way to waste time] Sex, drugs, gaming, internet, video games...

[If you won $50,000,000 what would you do with it?] I'd buy Hawaii.

[What is your best quality?] Not a clue. Anyone?

[Are you currently in love/lust?] Lust. Trying not to think about it too much.

[What's the craziest thing you have ever done?] Let anyone other than myself touch my money.

[Any bad habits?] I am Sloth personified. Revile me.

[Do you find it hard to trust people?] Depends on the information. Otherwise, I trust people to be themselves.

[Do you ever doubt yourself?] Sure.

[Bath or shower?] Shower. Can't get shampoo to lather properly in the bath...

[Favorite season?] I just prefer it when it's not too goddamned hot and when I'm not freezing my ass off. People who complain that the Los Angeles area doesn't have seasons should be fucked in the ass. Hard. Repeatedly.

[What is your favorite flavor?] women. seriously.

[What is your favorite time of day?] time to eat.

[Gold or silver?] Silver.

[Silk sheets or cotton?] How about satin?

[Any secret crushes?] Eh...two or four, depending.

[If you could be the opposite sex for one day, would you do it?] Sure.

[What do you desire most in life?] Cash. Lots and lots of cash.

[Do you believe in destiny?] No.

[Is world peace attainable?] Once all the people are dead, yeah.

[I first got this survey from] Stole it from Ree.