like my homey DOC says, no one can do it better
like this, that, an' this an' a
like that an' like this an' like that an' a
it's like this an' we ain't got no love for drugs
so just chill to the next episode

I am the Cheshire Cat! You're the epitome of insane. Either you're very smart, or you're too damn stupid. The world is your playground, and everything -- and everyone -- in it is a toy for you to play with. People should be scared of you, but because you're so affable, they aren't. Tough for them.

The wind going on out here is kind of disturbing. I suppose it really shouldn't be, but I guess I just wasn't expecting it and I have this vague, unfounded suspicion that it isn't this windy at my house and that somehow means something even though it doesn't actually mean something. Guess I should either just ignore it get over it already, s'right?


Which Trainspotting Character Are You?

This may or may not be accurate. In the movie, Sick Boy has the traits I desire, but he uses them rather poorly. Still, I answered honestly, so I guess it fits.




Which Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy character are you?

I've always been torn here. On the one hand, Zaphod is the coolest. However, it's arguable that Ford is cooler because he doesn't obsess about being cool all the time. Zaphod does get Trillian, but shit, he's got two heads! That's just overkill and more than a little gross. So I think I'm just fine being Ford; he does, after all, know where his towel is.