Pay Them in Dollars, Fuck Their Daughters
And Turn It Into Wonderland
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Once he was the king...
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Mood:
So-So
1. WHAT'S THE STORY BEHIND YOUR USERNAME?
"The Coyote mythlore is one of the most popular among the Native American. Coyote is a ubiquitous being and can be categorized in many types. In creation myths, Coyote appears as the Creator himself; but he may at the same time be the messenger, the culture hero, the trickster, the fool. He has also the ability of the transformer: in some stories he is a handsome young man; in others he is an animal; yet others present him as just a power, a sacred one."
2. NAME FIVE [5] OF YOUR FAVORITE FOODS.
Lasagna
Gumbo
Philly cheesesteak sandwich
Chicken in nearly all it's forms
grilled steak
3. HAVE YOU EVER HAD A MAKEOVER?
Not exactly, no.
4. HAVE YOU EVER WITNESSED DEATH?
Well, I've murdered various insects and I've seen chicks and mice fed to snakes, so...yeah.
5. WHAT'S THE LONGEST TIME YOU'VE STAYED OUT OF THE COUNTRY/WHERE?
I'm told my parents took me to Cuba once when I was a baby, but I have no idea how long that lasted and, IMO, doesn't really count.
6. ONE THING YOU'RE GRATEFUL FOR, TODAY.
DSL
7. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE HIGH SCHOOL MEMORY?
Singing "Kissing a Fool" in front of my choir class.
8. WHAT IS THE MOST INSANE THING YOU'VE DONE FOR/TO YOUR LOVE?
Sneaking into someone's house while their family was home and having sex with them.
9. DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING.
What for? That's a woman's job. All I want is Queen's version of the wedding march from "Flash Gordon."
10. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING WHEN YOU ARE 60?
Having my mind transferred to the body of an attractive twenty year old male.
11. WHAT IS YOUR FIRST MEMORY?
I don't know...probably watching my father grill on our old wooden patio in the backyard.
12. DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE QUOTE?
"Plus ca change, plus c'est la meme chose."
13. MY FIRST HEARTBREAK HAPPENED WHEN I WAS...
Fifteen, maybe? Possibly much later.
14. HOW MUCH MONEY DOES IT TAKE TO KEEP YOU FOR A YEAR?
I've got no idea.
15. DO YOU HAVE ANY WEIRD PREFERENCES?
Several, but I can't think of any at the moment.
16. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?
One thing? ONE thing? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! That's fuckin' funny...one thing...
17. WHAT PIECE OF TECHNOLOGY DO YOU WANT MOST RIGHT NOW?
A 2003 Saturn SL2, fully loaded.
18. NAME ONE TV CHARACTER YOU'D MOST WANT TO BE.
Duncan "Undefeated" MacLeod.
19. FAVORITE GEMSTONE?
Corrundum. Any colour. Amethyst is nice, too.
20. GIVE YOURSELF A PORN STAR NAME.
Bill Clinton.
21. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FLAW?
Dysthemia
22. WHAT DO YOU PLAN TO DO THIS SUMMER?
Either buy a car or start putting together stuff for Burning Man...or both.
23. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG RIGHT NOW?
At this second? "Last Night," by the Strokes. In a few minutes it'll be "Pure Morning," by Placebo. Later on, it'll be something else. Maybe "Black Heart" by Marc Almond; I got fond memories of that song...
24. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE MOVIES IN THESE CATEGORIES: HUMOR, ROMANCE, DRAMA, ACTION, HORROR?
Humor: Fight Club
Romance: Fight Club
Drama: Fight Club
Action: Fight Club
Horror: Horror movies suck.
25. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DISNEY SONG?
"Because I Got High", by AfroMan.
Fuck Disney in the ass with a box of animal crackers.
26. DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM HOUSE.
Catalina. The whole fucking island.
27. YOUR TYPICAL SLEEPWEAR:
Nothin'.
28. WHAT'S IN YOUR BAG?
Game books, game papers, a leather fanny sack full of condoms & lube, a bag of dice, a toothbrush, various pieces of paper, two hairbrushes, a video tape, a box of drink recipies, and the step-by-step process by which I plan to fuck your girlfriend.
29. WHAT IS THE MOST INTERESTING THING YOU'VE EVER WORN, PIERCED, OR TATTOOED?
My ears, motherfucker.
30. HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR WALLET RIGHT NOW?
I don't have a wallet.
31. WHAT'S YOUR NEXT CHARACTER CONCEPT?
I'm sorry, you appear to have mistaken me for a gamer. Try the next journal over.
32. WHAT ARE YOU MOST PROUD OF IN YOUR LIFE?
The fact that I haven't gone a single year without sex since I was fourteen. Other than that, I don't think I've really accomplished a whole lot.
33. HOW WAS YOUR SENIOR PROM?
Don't know; didn't go.
34. TELL US ABOUT ANY OF YOUR BIRTHDAYS.
Okay.
35. WHAT DO YOU MOST ENJOY ABOUT LOOKING AT OTHER PEOPLE?
Chicks: tits & asses
Dudes: pretty much nothin'
36. WHAT ARE THE FIRST FIVE THINGS YOU WOULD SPLURGE ON IF YOU WERE A BILLIONAIRE?
Car
Mansion
Yacht
Servants
Bitches
37. WHAT IS YOUR DAILY BEFORE-GOING-TO-BED RITUAL?
Shower & brush my teeth.
38. WHAT IS THE WEIRDEST/FUNNIEST NICKNAME ANYONE HAS EVER CALLED YOU?
Probably when Aryan Andy (as opposed to my good buddy Asian Andy) called me "El Diablo" after one of my few good pool games. I translated it to Italian and used it in my BBS signatures for years after that. The Celtic translation is my Yahoo ID.
39. NAME THREE [3] OF YOUR FAVORITE CARTOON CHARACTERS.
Thundarr
He-Man
Roy Fokker
40. WHAT ARE THE MAGAZINES YOU READ ON A REGULAR BASIS?
Don't read magazines on a regular basis. However, I do check out Rolling Stone on occasion or one of the various body building mags that are piled in the bathroom...
"The Coyote mythlore is one of the most popular among the Native American. Coyote is a ubiquitous being and can be categorized in many types. In creation myths, Coyote appears as the Creator himself; but he may at the same time be the messenger, the culture hero, the trickster, the fool. He has also the ability of the transformer: in some stories he is a handsome young man; in others he is an animal; yet others present him as just a power, a sacred one."
2. NAME FIVE [5] OF YOUR FAVORITE FOODS.
Lasagna
Gumbo
Philly cheesesteak sandwich
Chicken in nearly all it's forms
grilled steak
3. HAVE YOU EVER HAD A MAKEOVER?
Not exactly, no.
4. HAVE YOU EVER WITNESSED DEATH?
Well, I've murdered various insects and I've seen chicks and mice fed to snakes, so...yeah.
5. WHAT'S THE LONGEST TIME YOU'VE STAYED OUT OF THE COUNTRY/WHERE?
I'm told my parents took me to Cuba once when I was a baby, but I have no idea how long that lasted and, IMO, doesn't really count.
6. ONE THING YOU'RE GRATEFUL FOR, TODAY.
DSL
7. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE HIGH SCHOOL MEMORY?
Singing "Kissing a Fool" in front of my choir class.
8. WHAT IS THE MOST INSANE THING YOU'VE DONE FOR/TO YOUR LOVE?
Sneaking into someone's house while their family was home and having sex with them.
9. DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING.
What for? That's a woman's job. All I want is Queen's version of the wedding march from "Flash Gordon."
10. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING WHEN YOU ARE 60?
Having my mind transferred to the body of an attractive twenty year old male.
11. WHAT IS YOUR FIRST MEMORY?
I don't know...probably watching my father grill on our old wooden patio in the backyard.
12. DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE QUOTE?
"Plus ca change, plus c'est la meme chose."
13. MY FIRST HEARTBREAK HAPPENED WHEN I WAS...
Fifteen, maybe? Possibly much later.
14. HOW MUCH MONEY DOES IT TAKE TO KEEP YOU FOR A YEAR?
I've got no idea.
15. DO YOU HAVE ANY WEIRD PREFERENCES?
Several, but I can't think of any at the moment.
16. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?
One thing? ONE thing? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! That's fuckin' funny...one thing...
17. WHAT PIECE OF TECHNOLOGY DO YOU WANT MOST RIGHT NOW?
A 2003 Saturn SL2, fully loaded.
18. NAME ONE TV CHARACTER YOU'D MOST WANT TO BE.
Duncan "Undefeated" MacLeod.
19. FAVORITE GEMSTONE?
Corrundum. Any colour. Amethyst is nice, too.
20. GIVE YOURSELF A PORN STAR NAME.
Bill Clinton.
21. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FLAW?
Dysthemia
22. WHAT DO YOU PLAN TO DO THIS SUMMER?
Either buy a car or start putting together stuff for Burning Man...or both.
23. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG RIGHT NOW?
At this second? "Last Night," by the Strokes. In a few minutes it'll be "Pure Morning," by Placebo. Later on, it'll be something else. Maybe "Black Heart" by Marc Almond; I got fond memories of that song...
24. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE MOVIES IN THESE CATEGORIES: HUMOR, ROMANCE, DRAMA, ACTION, HORROR?
Humor: Fight Club
Romance: Fight Club
Drama: Fight Club
Action: Fight Club
Horror: Horror movies suck.
25. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DISNEY SONG?
"Because I Got High", by AfroMan.
Fuck Disney in the ass with a box of animal crackers.
26. DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM HOUSE.
Catalina. The whole fucking island.
27. YOUR TYPICAL SLEEPWEAR:
Nothin'.
28. WHAT'S IN YOUR BAG?
Game books, game papers, a leather fanny sack full of condoms & lube, a bag of dice, a toothbrush, various pieces of paper, two hairbrushes, a video tape, a box of drink recipies, and the step-by-step process by which I plan to fuck your girlfriend.
29. WHAT IS THE MOST INTERESTING THING YOU'VE EVER WORN, PIERCED, OR TATTOOED?
My ears, motherfucker.
30. HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR WALLET RIGHT NOW?
I don't have a wallet.
31. WHAT'S YOUR NEXT CHARACTER CONCEPT?
I'm sorry, you appear to have mistaken me for a gamer. Try the next journal over.
32. WHAT ARE YOU MOST PROUD OF IN YOUR LIFE?
The fact that I haven't gone a single year without sex since I was fourteen. Other than that, I don't think I've really accomplished a whole lot.
33. HOW WAS YOUR SENIOR PROM?
Don't know; didn't go.
34. TELL US ABOUT ANY OF YOUR BIRTHDAYS.
Okay.
35. WHAT DO YOU MOST ENJOY ABOUT LOOKING AT OTHER PEOPLE?
Chicks: tits & asses
Dudes: pretty much nothin'
36. WHAT ARE THE FIRST FIVE THINGS YOU WOULD SPLURGE ON IF YOU WERE A BILLIONAIRE?
Car
Mansion
Yacht
Servants
Bitches
37. WHAT IS YOUR DAILY BEFORE-GOING-TO-BED RITUAL?
Shower & brush my teeth.
38. WHAT IS THE WEIRDEST/FUNNIEST NICKNAME ANYONE HAS EVER CALLED YOU?
Probably when Aryan Andy (as opposed to my good buddy Asian Andy) called me "El Diablo" after one of my few good pool games. I translated it to Italian and used it in my BBS signatures for years after that. The Celtic translation is my Yahoo ID.
39. NAME THREE [3] OF YOUR FAVORITE CARTOON CHARACTERS.
Thundarr
He-Man
Roy Fokker
40. WHAT ARE THE MAGAZINES YOU READ ON A REGULAR BASIS?
Don't read magazines on a regular basis. However, I do check out Rolling Stone on occasion or one of the various body building mags that are piled in the bathroom...
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