"Just stick your finger in it." -Shunit

"Just stick your finger in it." -Susan (independently spoken BTW)

"I need to drink something creamy." -Flor

"Chris is Will Smith, and I'm Gene Hackman." -Nick

"Don't you think he looks kinda like Hitler?" -Keith looking at Nick

"I like looking at the world through urine." -Keith

"What's up Thor?" -Pete
"Me." -Thor (spoken numerous times throughout the night)

"What are YOU on?" - Pete's standard form of greeting when arriving

"I thought you didn't drink?" -Pete
"I'm 21 now." - Adam
"Yeah, we took care of that." - Tim

"Are you gonna puke?" -Susan
"No." -Pete
"Then you can use my bathroom." -Susan
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Then, there was this other time...

"Hey Wendy, Marshall says he has a bigger dick than Dan." - Heather
"Just whip it out!." - Pete
"Nooooooo!" - Heather
"Marshall is going to whip it out? Cool!" - Al

"Did she cum? Was she screaming?" -Nick

"That's kinda ironic, Marshall getting a job at 31 Flavors." -Keith

"He's the station, they're the train...BAM...BAM...BAM...BAM...BAM...BAM..." -Al