1. Sex: Male
2. Age: 25
3. Birthday: October 20, 1977
4. Place of Birth: Kaiser Hospital, Sunset Blvd.
5. Siblings: Cosette, 32
6. Parents: Jove & Minerva
7. Pets: None of my own.
8. Height: 5'10" +/-
9. Weight: 215
10. Hair Color: Black
11. Eye Color: Brown
12. Eye Color of Choice: Something freaky
13. Writing Hand: Left
14. Masturbating Hand: Whichever
15. Current Residence: Los Angeles

BODY ILLS AND SKILLS
16. Do you bite your nails? No, nor do I comprehend the practice
17. Can you roll your tongue? Aye
18. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time? Only if you can smell what I'm cookin'
19. Can you blow smoke rings? Not yet
20. Can you blow spit bubbles? Not really, nor do I care to know.
21. Can you cross your eyes? Yes.
22. Tattoos? None yet. Year of the Snake coming soon.
23. Piercings and where? Ears, 2 left, 1 right
24. Do you make your bed daily? What the hell for?

CLOTHES
25. What goes on first, bra or underwear? Don't wear a bra. :)
26. Which shoe goes on first? Whichever is closer, or whichever I feel like
27. Speaking of shoes, have you ever thrown one at anyone? Sure.
28. On the average, how much money do you carry in your
purse/wallet? None.
29. What jewellery do you wear 24/7? My earrings. Silver hoops.
30. What's sexiest on a girl? Me
31. Would you rather be on time and look OK or 10 minutes
late and look great? Depends on the event.
32. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Twirl. Who the fuck cuts it?
33. How many cereals in your cabinet? 2, Chex and Count Chocula
34. What utensils do you use to eat pizza? A fork for the dropped toppings
35. Do you cook? Yes. My spaghetti is highly praised by certain biased parties.

GROOMING
36. How often do you brush your teeth? Once a day; twice if I live a normal life
37. How often do you shower/bathe? Once a day, unless depressed
38. How long does your shower last? 2 songs, usually
39. Hair drying method: Towel

MANNERS
41. Do you swear? Considerably. Trying to cut down.
42. Do you ever spit? Not if I can help it.
43. Do you pee in the shower? Never.

IN AND AROUND
44. The CD Player: Mix CD's of my MP3 collection. 1990's-era KROQ.
45. Person you talk most on the phone with: Rowan
46. What color is your bedroom? Grey (NOT BLUE!!!)
47. Do you use an alarm clock? Yeah, for the radio. Use my phone to wake up.
48. Name one thing you are obsessed with:
49. Have you ever skinny-dipped with the opposite sex? I think so.
50. Ever sunbathed nude? Yeah.
51. Window seat or aisle? Aisle.
52. What's your sleeping position? On my side. Which one depends on what side of the bed I'm on.
53. What kind of bed do you like? Large beds with sufficient pillows.
54. Even in hot weather do you use a blanket? Or a sheet, if it's really hot.
55. Do you snore?, sleepwalk? Or talk in your sleep? I occasionally snore if I'm in the wrong position.
56. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? Sometimes.
57. How about with the light on? No.
58. Do you fall asleep with the TV or radio on? Frequently

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU...
59. Took a shower? Yesterday.
60. Watched Bambi: I've never seen the entire film, just the clips from the Disney Valentine special on ABC
61. Cried? N/A
62. Talked on the phone? Today, to Rowan
63. Read a book? I read parts of a book every day or other day
64. Punched someone: Don't know if I ever actually.
65. Where do you see yourself in 10 years? Dead in the gutter
66. Who are you going to be married to? :)
67. How many kids: None if I can help it.
68. Your profession or main occupation: N/A
69. Future School: N/A
70. What kind of house you want to own? A large one. Near the beach