Pay Them in Dollars, Fuck Their Daughters

The Time: 0800
The Place: Van Nuys Courthouse
Advantages: My father, retired lawyer extraordinaire.
Disadvantages: 1) I never got to sleep last night. 2) I've never been in court for myself before.
Defendent's Attitude Problem Going In: "Holy fuck, I'm going to be here all goddamned day."

Much waiting.

1145 rolls around.

"Next case, People vs. Coyote."

"Relax, Mr. Coyote, your case is dismissed in the interests of justice. Have a nice life."

Epilogue:
Driving home while needing sleep isn't good, but since I knew where I was going, it was all good. Also, I had the Sizzler salad bar for lunch, complete with ice cream cone for dessert. Score.




	Pay Them in Dollars, Fuck Their Daughters And Turn It Into Wonderland Home Get Email Updates Email Me Admin Password Remember Me 57364 Curiosities served Share on Facebook				2002-12-11 11:45 PM Here come the judge, here come the judge! Previous Entry :: Next Entry Read/Post Comments (6) The Time: 0800 The Place: Van Nuys Courthouse Advantages: My father, retired lawyer extraordinaire. Disadvantages: 1) I never got to sleep last night. 2) I've never been in court for myself before. Defendent's Attitude Problem Going In: "Holy fuck, I'm going to be here all goddamned day." Much waiting. 1145 rolls around. "Next case, People vs. Coyote." "Relax, Mr. Coyote, your case is dismissed in the interests of justice. Have a nice life." Epilogue: Driving home while needing sleep isn't good, but since I knew where I was going, it was all good. Also, I had the Sizzler salad bar for lunch, complete with ice cream cone for dessert. Score. Read/Post Comments (6) Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top