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[Coyote] is the #285 most common male name.
0.049% of men in the US are named [Coyote].
Around 60025 US men are named [Coyote]!
source namestatistics.com

Goddamn...that's a lot of fuckin' people. AND I'VE NEVER MET A SINGLE FUCKING ONE TO COMMISERATE ON HOW MUCH THE NAME SUCKS.

Never had any nicknames, can't really shorten it for shit, and it's just clunky as fuck. I hate my fucking name. I've never liked it. It is one of the zillion reasons I am a fucking outcast in society.

Worse, I've lived with it so fucking long I can't even conceive of changing it. I don't think I could ever get used to anything else.

ARGH!

Leave it to lawyers to name me after a goddamned Supreme Court Justice.

Anyway, on the flip side...

[My Surname] is the #93 most common last name.
0.091% of last names in the US are [My Surname].
Around 227500 US last names are [My Surname]!
source namestatistics.com

No surprise here.




	Pay Them in Dollars, Fuck Their Daughters And Turn It Into Wonderland Home Get Email Updates Email Me Admin Password Remember Me 57442 Curiosities served Share on Facebook				2003-07-31 3:04 AM Wow... Previous Entry :: Next Entry Mood: Still Tired Read/Post Comments (0) [Coyote] is the #285 most common male name. 0.049% of men in the US are named [Coyote]. Around 60025 US men are named [Coyote]! source namestatistics.com Goddamn...that's a lot of fuckin' people. AND I'VE NEVER MET A SINGLE FUCKING ONE TO COMMISERATE ON HOW MUCH THE NAME SUCKS. Never had any nicknames, can't really shorten it for shit, and it's just clunky as fuck. I hate my fucking name. I've never liked it. It is one of the zillion reasons I am a fucking outcast in society. Worse, I've lived with it so fucking long I can't even conceive of changing it. I don't think I could ever get used to anything else. ARGH! Leave it to lawyers to name me after a goddamned Supreme Court Justice. Anyway, on the flip side... [My Surname] is the #93 most common last name. 0.091% of last names in the US are [My Surname]. Around 227500 US last names are [My Surname]! source namestatistics.com No surprise here. Read/Post Comments (0) Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top