1. Name one thing you really regret doing (that won't land you in jail).

Letting my first bank account get hugely overdrawn. Should've done something else with the money that was in it.

2. Recommend three albums to someone you've never met.

(in no particular order at all)

U2, Achtung Baby

Soul Coughing, Ruby Vroom

Barenaked Ladies Stunt

(honorable mention goes to Extra Fancy, Sinnerman, but good luck finding it)


3. Describe one of your childhood birthday parties. If you didn't have any, why not?

Never had any. I'm not really sure why, except that I guess I never requested any.


4. Why do you want to write fiction? What do you think is stopping you?

I want to create and writing is the form I understand and enjoy most. I want to do what my favorite authors have done and place someone into this world I've created and take them to another place for however long it takes them to read.

Part of what stops me is that I don't want it bad enough. I don't want it the same way that, say, you want it. It's a desire, not a calling.

I'm also just not that creative.


5. What's the stupidest law currently being enforced?

Drug laws. Marijuana laws worst of all.