1. What's the one Karaoke song you wish you could just nail, but haven't been able to?

Drive, by Incubus. It kills me that I can't do that fucking song because I really love it.

2. What would it take for you to move out of California?

At this point? A liveable income, a place to live, and a woman who wants me there.

3. What's your favorite thing about being an Uncle?

Having no responsibility for that kid whatsoever. For all intents and purposes, that child is not my problem and I don't have to handle anything related to it.

4. Describe the best-selling novel that you've yet to write.

I sadly must confess that such a thing does not exist. I don't have a clue what I want to write, which is the most maddening part of all of it.

5. Define your ideal mate.

My ideal mate is about my height, with dark hair and interesting eyes (color not so relevent, they just need to be cool somehow). She's got a great rack and a great ass. She's smart and knows a lot about things I've no clue on. She has a great sense of humor and appreciates mine. She'd have a high sex drive, is adventurous and pushes my limits in that arena. She has a talent that I am in awe of (like music, writing, photography, sewing, or programming). Enjoyment of a geek pasttime is a must (sci-fi, RPG's, Renfaire or something), though it doesn't necessarily need to be one I share. Must have at least one favorite television show currently on the air. Her favorite movie doesn't suck, nor does her favorite band/artist. She has tattoos and probably a piercing or two. She would be someone I could do Ecstasy with on special occasions. She can, more or less, cook.

I can't think of anything else. :)