So, I've been using this laptop for...months, now. I haven't been able to get my own computer to connect to the goddamn wireless internet yet.

The signal's clear. There's no security. Link is strong. In fact, the little icon in the corner (by its very presence) says I'm connected. And yet, nothing. It's fuckin' aggravating. And, of course, I can't plug it in directly because, well, there's nowhere for a plug to go (re: no ethernet port). Internet jacks, you see, are bigger than phone jacks...

Can you say aggravating?