Watched the England v. Portugal game at The Egyptian this morning. There was free beer, free juice, and free snacks (well, free afer paying $10 to get in). T'was fun. Looks like they'll be doing a similar thing on Tuesday.

Portugal has got to be some of the slimiest motherfuckers I've ever seen play the sport. Of course, I've only seen so much football, so I don't know how prevalent it is for two players to touch lightly and one of them falls over as if he's been terribly injured. Portugal did that shit a lot; if their skin brushed grass, they turned on the waterworks. And it was bullshit how Rooney got red-carded; he walked backward onto that guy's balls without looking. No way in hell he could've done that on purpose.

Ah well.

Wore my WestHam United jersey to the theater and got some odd looks from people. One woman scoffed. A couple of guys gave me looks that said, "The fuck's he doing wearing that?" and (from the guy in a Manchester United kit) "Fuck the Hammers!" It was almost enough to get me to start singing I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles.

All in good fun, though. Hit Mel's afterward and then home to crash. In fact, a few more z's sounds like a good idea right now.