I do not understand why there are all these windows and all these doors and you can see the clouds and the sky, and you cannot go outside. I'm signing outside as hard as I can. I don't want to bonk my head against the light button anymore. I don't want to nurse. I don't want to walk up and down the aisle and have all the grandpas smile at me. I want to go outside, now, now, now!

Aunt Thelma and Uncle Ray have the most fabulous water pressure I have ever experienced in my whole life. Try it. Just stick your hand under the faucet and faboom! If Mommy turns the water off, just sign "more" and she'll let you do it again and again.

Ok, I'm going to tell you a secret. If you open all the drawers in Aunt Thelma and Uncle Ray's bathroom, you're going to find not one, not two, not three, but four rolls of toilet paper. Yes, I'm not kidding. And they don't even have plastic on them. They are all there for the grabbing.

Remote controls are not for babies. Electric outlets are not for babies. Cacti are not for babies. Glass chess pieces are not for babies. I am really really tired of not for babies.

French fries are yummy. Sour cream is yummy.

Do you know they have bark in Legoland? Really! Bark, that you can pull out of the flowerbeds and strew all over the paths. You can try to eat it. You can dig in it. And it's not just Legoland. The San Diego zoo has bark! Seaworld has bark! Even Aunt Thelma and Uncle Ray's front garden has bark. This place is very very cool.