The orange plastic squinchy tube plays music. Now it’s a necklace. Look, it works as a bath toy.

That drawer has all our cash and keys. Let’s close that drawer.

Yes, you can chew on Daddy’s wallet.

We don’t climb up the ladder to the loft. Nope, down we go.

If you crumple up the aluminum foil it makes a funny sound. I can wrap the toilet paper roll in aluminum foil. Can you unwrap it?

We don’t climb into the bathtub by ourselves. Nope, down we go.

Would you like to rip apart my earplug? What about a tampon?

Yes, you can shake this bottle of pills.

For dinner, we have yogurt, beans, banana, and bar. I’m serving the yogurt. Give me the spoon back.

One doggy, woof. Two doggies, woof, yap yap.

You can chew on my toothbrush but not your sister’s.

Please don’t press the buttons on the washing machine.

Want a cookie?

The wooden hangers make a big banging sound, don’t they? I think that’s a little too loud.

Can you throw this tissue in the garbage? What about this wrapper? Put the wrapper in the garbage.

Mr. Froggy wants to eat David’s nose. Oops, now he wants to eat David’s knees.

Do you want to color? We only color on the paper. We don’t eat the crayons. Out of the mouth!

The plastic colander is a fun bath toy.

Let’s take a bath.

Sure, you can pull my hair.

The collapsible plastic cup has a lid. Can you pull the lid off?

Let’s take another bath.

That’s the dirty laundry.

I know if you scoot your feet while I’m changing your diaper underneath the sink, you can smash your head into the stone wall. I know it makes you giggle. I just don’t think it’s a good idea.

Let’s nurse.