Dumping a big box of legos on the floor makes a big mess, same with dumping a basket of kitchen toys, and yogurt, and, particularly, a bowl of rice krispies.

He has a new Babybug magazine, and he would like you to read it to him now!

In fact, all needs are now!

If Rose needs a slice of bread in a bag to bring to synagogue as her gluten-free challah replacement, David does too. Even if he is not leaving the house anytime soon. Bread bag! Bread bag!

Cheesy eggs are ok; apple juice is ok; chocolate cookies are fabulous.

It is really funny, really really funny when Mommy takes your new Groovy Boy doll and sticks his hand through the window of your new Ponyville Café and all the tiny plates and forks fall on the floor. This is double up with laughter funny.

The bathtub water is green. He dyed it with his magic wand. Mommy must get in the lukewarm bath too. Mommy should never leave the bath.