David: Mommy, you read me this one.
Mommy: This multi-faceted touch screen console enables Batman to alternate between rear, front and side-view visual display unit surveillance; alter the intensity of the windshield's vari-optical polarization from transparent to opaque; and engage the Batmobile's standard, stealth and submersibles modes.
David: Oooh.
Mommy: Now, can you leave the bathroom for a few minutes, so I can have some privacy?