One night I am in my bed asleep dreaming that I need to go to the bathroom. I also need to to go the bathroom in real life. in my dream I go in to the bathroom pull down my pants and sit down on the toilet. in real life I stay in my bed. in my dream I start to pee in the toilet. in real life I start to pee in my bed. then in real life I feel warm pee in my pants and wake up. I call my mom who's sleeping in her bed. She wake's up and say's sleeply "what?" "I peed in my pants in my bed" I say. I can tell my dad has woken up because he and my mom are talking. finally my dad comes in and says sleeply "I don't have the energy to change the sheets tonight but I'll just put this towel over where you peed." "Okay" I said he said goodnight to me and then goes back to his room. I go into the batheroom and finesh peeing come back into my room get on my bed and try to go to sleep. I do not lie on towel because I'm afraid the pee will soak through it. the next night I go up to my room and sit down on my bed, the mattress makes a crunching noise because my dad had changed the sheets and he had taken off the toper.


Rose had me read this aloud in the kitchen and didn't understand why John and I were rolling in hysterics. I could only get one word out, "Busted!"