Dickie Cronkite
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Strange days
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I swear, there are strange things going on in the universe.

I woke up inexplicably hangover-free after last night's delicious home-cooked dinner of Jim Beam and Christian Bros. Brandy.

I walk out this morning and there's not a cloud in the sky, plus it's forty degrees. And I seriously could not tell the difference between forty degrees and seventy. I'm not kidding - I know it's really bizarre. Those of you on the West Coast just have to trust me on this one.

(Upon further review, I may have to back off my unwavering devotion to religious fundamentalism and consider that maybe Einstein was on to something with that whole relativity thing.)

Also, I woke up today single for the first time in almost two years. What's up with that.

To complicate my life even further, Rudy T just stepped down as coach of the Most Glorious Franchise in History and there's a distinct chance the Zenmaster could be coming back! And his royal evilness Kobe gave the green light! Unbelievable!

All of these events in the course of, like, 36 hours. What's next? A meteor?

(duck!)


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