Hatchy.
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I just received the following photo-shopped image from Special Ed:
Yes, you're seeing that right: It's a fourth-grade love note featuring Orrin Hatch.
No, I don't know what his problem is. But he sure has a problem.
But Special Ed's timing can't be a coincidence. As we start to see the light at the end, he deftly takes us back to where it all begins: the first story for both of us - a press conference in the Capitol Building on the brain drain of foreign students due to post 9-11 homeland security.
Dry stuff? Sure. But it's where we first brushed shoulders with the Republican Senator from Utah, and for Special it's been true love ever since. 'Good thing he just got hired at Dow Jones here in DC - when times are tough, he can stare longingly out of his window towards the Capitol and emit a sweet lovesick sigh, knowing his schoolgirl crush is but a five-minute train ride away...
And now, back to Alaska.
Yes, you're seeing that right: It's a fourth-grade love note featuring Orrin Hatch.
No, I don't know what his problem is. But he sure has a problem.
But Special Ed's timing can't be a coincidence. As we start to see the light at the end, he deftly takes us back to where it all begins: the first story for both of us - a press conference in the Capitol Building on the brain drain of foreign students due to post 9-11 homeland security.
Dry stuff? Sure. But it's where we first brushed shoulders with the Republican Senator from Utah, and for Special it's been true love ever since. 'Good thing he just got hired at Dow Jones here in DC - when times are tough, he can stare longingly out of his window towards the Capitol and emit a sweet lovesick sigh, knowing his schoolgirl crush is but a five-minute train ride away...
And now, back to Alaska.
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