You know how they have those fake meats made out of tofu? Tofu burgers, tofu dogs, tofu chicken, tofu everything. I hate tofu.

My idea is to develop meat-based substitutes for Atkins dieters. I would have beef breads and chicken noodles and mashed porktatoes. I hear that people on Atkins aren’t even able to eat most vegetables, that opens up a whole new market for me. Butter-based corn, people only care about the butter anyway right? Cheese squash, beef jerky could be fashioned into kinda like a green bean type shape, I’m brainstorming here, chicken livers sound gross perhaps they could be brussel sprouts or something?