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For the first time this year in Michigan the temperature reached over 60 degrees! Oh my GOD it�s HOT!

I�m melting, oh sweat, oh heat, oh lord�

We�ve reached that glorious point of the year when all the jerkasses who complained about how damn cold it was in the winter begin to complain about how damn hot it is in the summer (except in movie theaters and supermarkets where it�s still damn cold).

�Oh, I wish it was 90 degrees out and I could sunbath and go to the beach and wear shorts!!!� They whined.

Now look at them, pathetic. They�re losers � they probably don�t even have a blog to write smugly-superior essays on.

Yes, ESSAYS

I title this one: Predictable weather changes make people predictably cranky

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2004-06-18 4:50 PM Predictable weather changes make people predictably cranky Previous Entry :: Next Entry Mood: Predictably smug Read/Post Comments (0) Share on Facebook	For the first time this year in Michigan the temperature reached over 60 degrees! Oh my GOD it�s HOT! I�m melting, oh sweat, oh heat, oh lord� We�ve reached that glorious point of the year when all the jerkasses who complained about how damn cold it was in the winter begin to complain about how damn hot it is in the summer (except in movie theaters and supermarkets where it�s still damn cold). �Oh, I wish it was 90 degrees out and I could sunbath and go to the beach and wear shorts!!!� They whined. Now look at them, pathetic. They�re losers � they probably don�t even have a blog to write smugly-superior essays on. Yes, ESSAYS I title this one: Predictable weather changes make people predictably cranky Read/Post Comments (0) Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top
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