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Don�t forget this summer to watch the Olympic style Weightlifting action from Athens! It�s positively, absolutely one of* the greatest sports ever! It�s not like you�ll have anything better to do for a half-hour at 4:13 in the morning on a Wednesday (subject to blackout or gymnast footage overlap).

I mean, what�s wrong with you people? If more Americans watched this crap I wouldn�t have to be inundated by doe-eyed, pre-menstrual 18 year-old decrepit female gymnasts. They�ve got more injuries each than the combined Detroit Lions professional football team.

What the hell is wrong with us as a country if we can�t get more people behind bloated, steroid jacked, pasty/pale, hairy Middle Eastern lifters with names like Rezazadeh?!!

* I love it when people use absolutes and then �soften� them like this, it makes us all feel good, doesn�t it?

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2004-07-19 4:50 PM Important Olympics Bulletin Previous Entry :: Next Entry Mood: Pumped Read/Post Comments (1) Share on Facebook	Don�t forget this summer to watch the Olympic style Weightlifting action from Athens! It�s positively, absolutely one of* the greatest sports ever! It�s not like you�ll have anything better to do for a half-hour at 4:13 in the morning on a Wednesday (subject to blackout or gymnast footage overlap). I mean, what�s wrong with you people? If more Americans watched this crap I wouldn�t have to be inundated by doe-eyed, pre-menstrual 18 year-old decrepit female gymnasts. They�ve got more injuries each than the combined Detroit Lions professional football team. What the hell is wrong with us as a country if we can�t get more people behind bloated, steroid jacked, pasty/pale, hairy Middle Eastern lifters with names like Rezazadeh?!! * I love it when people use absolutes and then �soften� them like this, it makes us all feel good, doesn�t it? Read/Post Comments (1) Previous Entry :: Next Entry Back to Top
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